Update 11/29/09 — Congratulations to Jon, who wrote the winning caption:
I’d like to order a super-sized pallet of Dharma-Pockets for the next Resupply Drop. Dude, How can you be OUT?
Thanks to everyone who entered!
For more on the entries, and to see the runners up, see the contest winner post.
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Original post below:
Caption this! (Click for larger high-resolution image)
I’m pleased to be able to give away one LOST Season 5 limited edition Dharma Initiative Orientation DVD Kit
Your assignment: Write a caption for the Season 5 publicity photo above. If you’re feeling especially inspired, write two captions. Or even three.
Rules:
1. Write a caption for the publicity photo above. The funniest, most clever, and/or most entertaining caption will win.
2. All captions must be entered in the comment section below.
3. Each person may enter up to three captions.
4. Beacause of the DVD format, the winner MUST have a mailing address in the United States or Canada. (Apologies to my international friends!)
5. Contest closes at the end of Saturday, November 28, 2009 (Pacific time).
6. The winner will be contacted by email, and a list of the winner and runners up will be posted here on Sunday, November 29, 2009.
Here’s what the prize looks like. It has the Season 5 DVDs plus a lot of cool extras:
Publicity Photo Courtesy of Buena Vista Home Entertainment. ©ABC Studios. Thanks also to Buena Vista Home Entertainment for providing the Dharma Initiative Kit.
Yeah, we saw your message on a bathroom wall…for a good time, dial (481) 516-2342…
I’d like to order a super-sized pallet of Dharma-Pockets for the next Resupply Drop. Dude, How can you be OUT?
Uh, dudes? They said the pizza will take, like, 4200 hours to get here. Maybe we should try Mr. Cluck’s instead? I have an in.
Hello? Hello? Dude, is this Ben? This, is, uh, code 14-J. Me? I’m, um, Jacob. **click**
Mom!!! Why are you talking to Jack and Sayid? What happened last nite???
All this Dharma food has given me a toothache. You’d think they’s have a Dharma Dental Plan with all those hatches they built.
“Yeah dude, they said they’re not gonna book us unless we have everyone together. Oceanic 3 just doesn’t roll off the tongue like Oceanic 6.”
” Mr. Watson, come here. I want to see you.”
“Can you hear me now?”
“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. Here I am at Camp Granada.”