The entries had references to food, the numbers, code 14-J, Mommies and Daddies, the Oceanic 6, Jacob, Ben, famous telephone catch phrases — and an old Allan Sherman song.
The Winner
The Season 5 Dharma Initiative Orientation Kit goes to Jon for this caption:.
I’d like to order a super-sized pallet of Dharma-Pockets for the next Resupply Drop. Dude, How can you be OUT?
That sounds like something Hurley might really say. And it brought back fond memories of one of the greatest moments of Season 5, when Hurley threw a Hot Pocket at Ben:
First runner-up is Geraldine for another food-related line:
Uh, dudes? They said the pizza will take, like, 4200 hours to get here. Maybe we should try Mr. Cluck’s instead? I have an in.
Hurley does look like he is trying to order a pizza in the picture. Too bad even Domino’s couldn’t guarantee on-time delivery when the destination is Crazy Island.
Mags Magoon is second runner-up for his caption which uses all the numbers:
Yeah, we saw your message on a bathroom wall…for a good time, dial (481) 516-2342…
I’d hate to see what would happen if that call was ever answered.
You can see all the entries on the contest post. Thanks again to everyone who entered!
Publicity photo of Jack, Hurley, and Sayid, and the Dharma Initiative kit prize are courtesy of Buena Vista Home Entertainment. ©ABC Studios
Thanks so much! I’ll have to tell Santa I want something else for Christmas now. I’ll be sure to use the kit appropriately, and share all the Dharma Initiative Ranch Composite Dressing with everyone.
My pleasure.
Composite dressing! Yum.
Haha, too bad you guys were only giving away one of these bad boys! Congrats to Jon! Both of those captions really made me laugh. =)
They all made me laugh. Thanks, Geraldine, for your clever entry.